For those of you that haven’t heard or have been too busy masturbating to pictures of their own mother, the self-described T-Mobile Terrorist has struck again. This time his targets were none other than drunken Bush twin Jenna and famous-for-being-a-talentless-loser Fred Durst. Now, the pictures off Jenna’s phone look like they have been badly photoshopped, leading me to think that one (at least) was a fake. I can vouch for the veracity of the numbers in Paris’s phone book, as I double-checked them against our database here. Since the Secret Service isn’t going to bankroll my next album, I can’t check out the numbers for Jenna… if I could find them. Apparently the FBI and the SS have shit a collective brick and are bouncing about the interweb shutting down sites showcasing the material like it’s Fahrenheit 9/11.
In other news, the FCC is going to be responsible for a lot of up-standing radio jocks going out and committing murder. After all, it’s cheaper than saying fuck on the radio. And while I’m perusing Rolling Stone, they have good articles on Sinclaire’s Bias and Moveon.Org’s ineffectual bid to save the Democrats.
Let’s get one thing straight, kids; you cannot expect extremists to win the middle-of-the-road vote. The Neo-Con push is already damaging the Republican morale and they won by a landslide this year! You really think blue collar workers in Scranton are going to ‘get out the vote’ because of privatizing social security? They are trying to make ends meet now. They aren’t focusing on later. For better or worse, those are the people that decide the fate of this country.
If the Democrats want to make a come-back bid, they need a luminary. And pushing Hillary or god-forbid Obama (if you run a first term senator, you will fear my angry emails!) into the ’08 slot is just going to make things worse. Although if it really is a Rice vs. Clinton battle, that will be the greatest election in history. I’ll quit my job to watch CNN 24-hours a day. Can’t you just see someone who has been in a coma for 10 years waking up in =08 and being all “who is president?” “A black woman… who is a republican.” Their brain would explode!